Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)
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Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.
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I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns
oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time
LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb
#this sounds like something John mulaney would say
This is one of the nicest compliments I’ve gotten about my writing, and I’ve been reading this post in his syntax ever since I read your tag
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“Alright, we get it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They’re both news anchors and that just makes it better😭
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From @tarastevens2
[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.
Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]
I’m sorry but this kills me every time
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VAN EYCK
I lost it at the end.
Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!
There are no words to describe how wrong I was.
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